Please enjoy a guest post by The Father-in-Law . . . and as always interspersed with random pictures by moi. – Joanna
I seem to have a little free time so here comes some more fun facts and friends. I won’t take credit (or blame) for all of them but want to share these pearls of wisdom with you.
FUN FACT – When George Washington was asked to show some ID he just whipped out a quarter.
I have a friend who hasn’t spoken to his wife in years, he doesn’t want to interrupt her. Since he’s been married he doesn’t date much. He used to date a girl with a lazy eye but broke up with her because she was seeing someone on the side.
FUN FACT – Oceans would be much deeper if sponges didn’t grow in them.
A childhood friend had it pretty rough growing up. His parents moved around a lot but he always found them. He was really homely and had a lot of bad experiences because of that. When he was born the doctor slapped his mother! He got excited once when a girl called him and said, “Come on over, no one’s home”. He went over and no one was home. He got a job in a pet store and customers would ask him how big he would get. At Halloween, other parents sent their kids out looking like him.
FUN FACT – When a radio announcer walks under a bridge you can’t hear him talk.
I have a friend who’s a horrible golfer. I golfed with him yesterday and he only hit two good balls the whole day. He stepped on a rake.
FUN FACT – If you shoot a mime you must use a silencer.
I grew up with a neighbor kid who had parents that put a quicksand box in their back yard. He was an only child…eventually. Their house ran on static electricity. To run the blender they had to rub balloons on their heads. They had a microwave fireplace. You could spend an evening in front of the fire in eight minutes.
FUN FACT – It’s unfair that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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