First off, let me just say HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Unless you’re in Canada where Thanksgiving was well over a month ago.
In that case . . . HAPPY LATE THANKSGIVING!
Since I consider myself a Food Satire Blogger I’d like to do things a little differently around here today. Most food bloggers will be showing you beautifully staged photos of what they ate or will be eating (ok I did that but just that one time and it wasn’t staged very well so it barely counts) or giving you a link to their Thanksgiving Day Pinterest board or will tell you all the things they are thankful for or will have spent the last month detailing recipe after recipe for you to duplicate on the big day.
I’d like instead to share how we already did the big day. Yes, we already had Thanksgiving. It was last Saturday because my Brother-in-Law has to work Thursday night. It seems Black Friday has become Black Thanksgiving and no that doesn’t just mean a burned turkey.
Stop shopping for DVD players on Thanksgiving day people. Just stop. I would be very thankful for that.
So here’s how we did Thanksgiving. And by “did” I mean really did as in past tense as in the food has been eaten already. Here we go.
We had turkey. It was apparently from Trader Joe’s of which my mother seemed immensely proud. She was less proud of the fact she accidentally left the baggie of giblets in the cavity of the turkey. No, no, I take that back, she didn’t seem unproud of that.
Speaking of turkey here’s what was left in the bottom of the roaster. We aren’t a make gravy from the drippings kind of family. We’re a open a jar of gravy kind of family. Simple but oh so tasty.