Because my friend Kelly wants more pictures of ME
Because I am currently watching GLEE
I present a poem, just this one TIME
For Day 17 January Blog a Day things that RHYME
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There’s a reason I put no pictures
Of me on my BLOG
It’s because my dancing
Is very reminiscent of a FROG
Because I don’t want you to SICKEN
Due to photos of my funky CHICKEN
Because It’s a CRIME
My ass no longer looks this FINE
Because my sense of STYLE
Does not exactly BEGUILE
Because I know you cannot BEAR
Staring at my feathery HAIR
Because my love of bunnies
Goes back so FAR
If you don’t love bunnies
We’ll have to SPAR
Because I can no longer wear shorts so TEENY
While holding my home grown giant ZUCCHINI
Oh wait, I actually like this ONE
Someday when I croak
Go ahead and use it at my VISITATION
To catch up on my January Blog a Day posts:
Day 16: I would do anything for love . . . but I won’t do that
- Joanna
Question of the Day: It’s high TIME you give me a RHYME.
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As Honest Toddler would say, Best Day Ever! You are gorgeous, girl! I feel so special!
I’m loving the throw back pictures too- those are some teeeeeeny shorts! Do you get a prize for the best January Blog A Day posts? Can I vote somewhere?
Kelly @ Runmarun recently posted….Maternity Style
Ahhh thanks! I must confess I’ve aged a “bit” since the newest of these pictures is still over ten years old.
Still have those leather pants in a box somewhere?
lol
Calee (@chimes) — life + running recently posted….#simplify2013 — super simple productivity tools.
Pleather. They were pleather.
I was just thinking the other day … I think I chat with you and/or Mike once daily and I have NO idea what either of you look like. So thanks for this. Now I have somewhat of a face to go with one of my favorite online friends.
Calee (@chimes) — life + running recently posted….#simplify2013 — super simple productivity tools.
There’s a few pics of Mike on the blog here and there but I am (was) definitely the wild card.
we might be hair twins. I think I saw a girl here the other day wearing those same teeny shorts but she was like 22. *shaking head* And she wasn’t holding a zucchini thank goodness!
And the leather pants are hot. I hope you do still have them in a box somewhere for Mikes sake.
Cinnamon @ eatpraytri recently posted….Mesa de Vida and Jamaican chicken (recipe)
We went shopping for my niece the other day and I was horrified at how short the skirts were. Yikes. I can’t believe parents let their kids walk out of the house like that (my sister doesn’t for sure).
You have awesome hair. Loooooooooove!!
And I get not posting pictures. I debated, and I always get approval if I post other people.
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Thanks for the hair love! That last pic was when I was 21 so it’s a bit shorter these days, but not by too much. My shower drain does not approve though.
You are the (blog) hostess with the mostest! I’m really enjoying all your postes! ??? (Oh, well…I tried.).
Awesome.
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